TRJE 339: This Episode is Basically a Rerun

Rerun, cold opens, episode titles, and more, on this weeks episode of The Regis Jack Experience.

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Vacation. Beach. That’s where I was when I should have been recording a podcast. But don’t fret listeners I have created an episode which contains the all of the cold open quotes from 2016 plus a rerun of the part of Episode 300 where I say each and every title of my podcast (all 300 of them). I enjoyed putting these clips together, hopefully you will enjoy listen to them (again).

Thanks to everyone for listening. And if you’re not listening, it doesn’t matter. I’d keep talking anyway.

You can find all links referred to in the show (well, some of them) on my twitter feed @regisjack.

“There are times when I need a Cogent Paradigm, but when I cannot find one, a good example will suffice.” – The Distracted Philosopher

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TRJE 338: Season Ticket’s to Graduation

Graduation Ceremonies, Peeing, Social Media Background Checks, and more, on this weeks episode of The Regis Jack Experience

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I had the honor of attending 2 graduation ceremonies this week. And while they may be a bit dry and last way to long (with over 1000 students for each one), they are important and I was happy to be a part of them. The graduation ceremony, much like a wedding or funeral (did you know you can’t spell funeral without “real fun”?) exists so we can show support for friends and loved ones and to be a part of a change of life. The old is now over and you have the new to look forward to. But these ceremonies were missing a “commencement” speech. So this week, you can hear the rough draft of the speech I’d like to give to a graduating class.

Also this week Jennifer Lawrence pees, photographers are always looking for naked women (and that shocks no one), woman falls off cruise ship, the federal government is searching public social posts in their background checks (and I may be fine with that), Calvin Klein uses an up skirt panties crotch shot for advertising and empowering women everywhere, selling a murder weapon, Oreo bagels, man doesn’t change his shirt for 2 days, and other stuff.

You can find all links referred to in the show (well, some of them) on my twitter feed @regisjack.

“For a brief moment this week, everything seemed right and made sense, but then everything returned to normal. What ever that means.” – The Distracted Philosopher

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This is episode s09e19(338) for Monday, May 16, 2016 and clocked in at 26 minutes, 17 seconds

TRJE 337: You’re Not Limited to 2

George Washington’s Farewell Address, Nudity, Periscope, Cement Shoes, and more, on this weeks episode of The Regis Jack Experience

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George Washington, back in 17 hundred and … something could already see the dangers of political parties; how they will just work to strike revenge against each other, how they will do things for their parties agenda and say it’s for the good of the people (e.g. This years SCOTUS vacancy), and how these systems, in other governments, have led to horrible atrocities. He was right.

Also this week, a NC man refused towing service to a woman with a Bernie Sanders bumper sticker because he felt “the Lord” wanted him to leave her stranded, your Periscope broadcasts (of illegal activity and legitimate stuff) can now live on forever, cement shoes found on a dead body, streaking through London, vagina, and other stuff.

You can find all links referred to in the show (well, some of them) on my twitter feed @regisjack.

“I’m doing an AMN next. An AMN is like an AMA (Ask Me Anything), except instead of Anything, it’s Nothing. No one asks me anything and I don’t answer anyone. Or as I call it — Saturday night. Stay tuned for less details.” – The Distracted Philosopher

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This is episode s09e18(337) for Monday, May 9, 2016 and clocked in at 22 minutes, 09 seconds

TRJE 336: Shut The Front Door

The Suicide Hotline, Protesting, NASCAR bullies, bathrooms without laws, waiting for Viagra in SC, and more, on this weeks episode of The Regis Jack Experience

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People are constantly treating people like less the human beings because of their sexual orientation, gender identity, religion, politics (which is actually the same as religion), and all sorts of other reasons and this leads people towards suicide as the solution. So, If you feel you are in a crisis, whether or not you are thinking about killing yourself, please call the Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255). People have called them for help with substance abuse, economic worries, relationship and family problems, sexual orientation, illness, getting over abuse, depression, mental and physical illness, and even loneliness. It’s FREE, and it could save your life.

Also this week I provide an interesting fact about the use of public bathrooms (before NC’s HB2), a 24 hour wait on Viagra in SC, NASCAR bullies Tony Stewart and then admits he was right, girls fight back, how the media doesn’t understand the concept of protesting, and other stuff.

You can find all links referred to in the show (well, some of them) on my twitter feed @regisjack.

“No general method for the solution of questions in the theory of probabilities can be established which does not explicitly recognise, not only the special numerical bases of the science, but also those universal laws of thought which are the basis of all reasoning, and which, whatever they may be as to their essence, are at least mathematical as to their form.” – George Boole

“Yeah, this didn’t make any sense to me either.” – The Distracted Philosopher

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This is episode s09e17(336) for Monday, May 2, 2016 and clocked in at 20 minutes, 07 seconds

TRJE 335: Dead Like Elvis

The Artist Eternally Known as Prince, Kanye for the $20, nudity, stealing soda, electrocution by iPhone, and more, on this weeks episode of The Regis Jack Experience

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This week the world lost the “Purple Yoda” (aka Prince, aka The Artist, aka lots of other names) and it hit me pretty hard. I have been a die hard fan since 1984, collecting music, bootlegs, articles, vials of sweat, etc. “That skinny mother fucker with a high voice” (his words, not mine) changed my life – because I wanted to be him. Unfortunately I have almost zero musical talent, so I could only dream of my fictional future through his music, videos, and life. But I have a confession — I don’t like the song Purple Rain. I’m not saying it’s a bad song (it’s beautiful, and impressive when you learn how it was recorded), but it’s been soooooooo overplayed that it’s killed the part of my brain that likes that song. It’s also made it so I can’t taste raspberries.

Also this week, the dark underbelly of the hand dryer industry, Dr Pepper is still with us, SCOTUS evaluates the legality of breath/blood tests without a warrant, Snapchat’s blackface filter (it was actually brown), Donald Trump says something sane (I was just as surprised as you), men stealing soda from McDonalds, a naked restaurant, LGBT and bathrooms (again), overseas people are being killed by electricity, and other stuff.

You can find all links referred to in the show (well, some of them) on my twitter feed @regisjack.

“All of this and more is for you
With love, sincerity and deepest care
My life with you I share” – Prince, For You, 1978

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This is episode s09e16(335) for Monday, April 25, 2016 and clocked in at 28 minutes, 44 seconds

TRJE 334: E eye, F eye, K eye

3 reasons people behave the way they do, naked yoga, texting, LGBT issues, and more, on this weeks episode of The Regis Jack Experience

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I’ve learned that ‘Avatar’ (aka the blue CGI movie) came out in 2009 and while James C has yet to produce a sequel in 7 years, he’s saying he will make 4 more ‘Avatar’ sequels. I have 3 words for him: please, don’t, unobtainium.

This week I explain what I believe are the 3 reasons people are jerks and how there is probably no way to ever overcome it. There is some swearing involved in this, so I can’t talk about it here. You’ll have to listen. And I was distracted by Kids with no friends (but fake ones on the internet), deleted tweets, Canada says no to American suicides, James somebody is making 4 Avatar sequels, flags are cool, grammar correctors are rude, Nazi flags, naked yoga, and other stuff.

You can find all links referred to in the show (well, some of them) on my twitter feed @regisjack.

“There’s a thing about drugs that I think has to be said, which is there is no moral component to a drug. The drug doesn’t care if it gets you high or it doesn’t get you high. The drug doesn’t care if it decimates your society or if it causes you pain and hardship and kills your family. The drug doesn’t care. Drugs are a neutral substance. People control drugs, take drugs, lie about drugs, lie about what drugs do, make them the boogeyman. It’s not really about the substance, it’s about the people. If you educate the people … then the drugs will go away.” – Craig Ferguson

This is episode s09e15(334) for Monday, April 18, 2016 and clocked in at 21 minutes, 55 seconds

TRJE 333: Quo Vadimus

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leaving your worries behind, nudity, selfies, and other stuff

“I think Twitter should increase its character limit by one every thirty days and see if anyone really cares” @regisjack

I’ve learned (from Dave Delaney dot me) that my podcast is known as a “Ramble-Cast” — a podcast where one person shares what’s on their mind. Seem legit. But also makes me sound like those idiots on the youTube who complain about everything and that my show might not be professional produced (aka sounds like some 30 something in his mother’s basement). I am neither of these. JSYK

The Distractions: Teacher sends naked selfies to students (big shock), paying for sex, vagina lessons, Lorenzo Semple Jr (writer of original Batman movie, Flash Gordon, and lots of other stuff), the queen of penises, and large heavy tables.

The Mind of The Philosopher: My Sifu tells us to leave our worries behind as we enter the training area, but then I start to worry about my worries!

You can find all links referred to in the show (well, some of them) on my twitter feed @regisjack.

This is episode s09e14(333) for Monday, April 11, 2016 and clocked in at 18 minutes, 06 seconds

TRJE 332: I’m a Creep and a Weirdo

This week, Creeps, Google Mic Drop, Journalism, and other stuff.

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“My team solves problems so much faster with Mic Drop. In fact, we stopped talking to each other entirely!” – Google’s Blog

As you can see from this weeks quote, mic drop may have been the best prank ever that never existed.

The Distractions: Journalism vs tweets, the Bat vs Sups, Pez vs Adults, Nurse vs p****, lightning, and some other stuff.

The Mind of The Philosopher: Recently I’ve been defending men — saying we are not all rapists and creeps. But sadly, after a women tweeted pictures of a guy who was taking pictures down her shirt on the train, I take all of that back. I probably should have quoted Radiohead at the start o f the show.

You can find all links referred to in the show (well, some of them) on my twitter feed @regisjack.

This is episode s09e13(332) for Monday, April 4, 2016 and clocked in at 18 minutes, 33 seconds

TRJE 331: Choose Wisely

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My other job, my new 99PI challenge coin, nudity, stupidity, and other stuff

“I keep my phone next the bed so I can take pictures of my dreams.” – The Distracted Philosopher

I support 99 Percent Invisible (known as 99PI) and in return I have received a 99PI challenge coin (not pictured above for not so obvious reasons). It’s great and I’ll will show it to you on this audio only podcast.

The Distractions: Garry Handling, Police, Easter, bad NC laws, jellyfish buttholes, a man who lost his leg by being stupid, Britney Spear/Bikini (which works much better if this were a video podcast), building a wall around Colorado to protect the other states from legal weed, and some other stuff.

The Mind of The Philosopher: I tell a story about my other job (teaser: I’m a stripper).

You can find all links referred to in the show (well, some of them) on my twitter feed @regisjack.

This is episode s09e12(331) for Monday, March 28, 2016 and clocked in at 19 minutes, 10 seconds

TRJE 330: Nine More Minutes Please

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“They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy — myself.” – Suicidal Tendencies

This week hitting the snooze button, money in politics, LGBT rights, female anatomy, and other stuff.

Hmmmm. Looks like the blog entry today resembles show notes, how sad.

Opponents (aka elder people who yell at clouds) of the recent LGBT rights ordinance in Charlotte, where they let humans use public restrooms based on their gender identity, claim all humans with a penis are rapists and will attack all women and girls when they get the chance. Let’s hope these people aren’t procreating.

People are spending upwards of a billion dollars to purchase the office of the president of the United States, when they could be support homeless shelters, shelters for abused children, or find a way to remove all genitals from humans to make life simpler.

I propose a pair of shorts with a picture of the female reproductive system is a bit more effective than a t-shirt.

But last, and definitely not least, I let loose on my view of the evil snooze button (It’s actually scarier than a big bad penis).

There. I wrote show notes. I’m not proud of it. Not at all. But hey. It happens.

You can find all links referred to in the show (well, some of them) on my twitter feed @regisjack.

This is episode s09e11(330) for Monday, March 21, 2016 and clocked in at 16 minutes, 46 seconds